PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)

Ripple Effect  

  What keeps winos drunk.

Sam I am, or am not?  

  Line from "Green Eggs and Hamlet" : "To be, or not to be?"

Scope Creep  

  The guy who denies adding requirements to the project.

Shampoo #1 * 

 * Fake doggy doo

Shampoo #2  

  Better than real poo, and easier to rinse

Surround Sound  

  Noise made by a really fat knight

Symbolism  

  Training exercise for pulmonary specialists (a "simulated embolism")

Tactics  

  Strategic 10-calorie mints

Tally Ho  

  Ordering a pimp to count his "employees"

Tense  

  Small, nervous camping structures

Testicles  

  Greek god of manhood (pronounce "testiclees")

Tetriskaidekaphobia  

  Fear of 13 geometric shapes on the screen

They're putting their stuff there.  

  Just for fun, all three forms (they're, their, there) in a sentence

Toyota Celica  

  News team of Tricia and Connie

Toyota-Corolla  

  Tricia's name after marrying Adam

Vice-Versa  

  Small Nissan for cruising the red light district.

Winfrey-Cash  

  If Oprah married Johnny


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   Items marked * are ones I heard somewhere and really like,
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