Jim's Pun & Wordplay Site

PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)


Ripple Effect		What keeps winos drunk.
Sam I am, or am not?		Line from "Green Eggs and Hamlet" : "To be, or not to be?"
Scope Creep		The guy who denies adding requirements to the project.
Shampoo #1 *		* Fake doggy doo
Shampoo #2		Better than real poo, and easier to rinse
Surround Sound		Noise made by a really fat knight
Symbolism		Training exercise for pulmonary specialists (a "simulated embolism")
Tactics		Strategic 10-calorie mints
Tally Ho		Ordering a pimp to count his "employees"
Tense		Small, nervous camping structures
Testicles		Greek god of manhood (pronounce "testiclees")
Tetriskaidekaphobia		Fear of 13 geometric shapes on the screen
They're putting their stuff there.		Just for fun, all three forms (they're, their, there) in a sentence
Toyota Celica		News team of Tricia and Connie
Toyota-Corolla		Tricia's name after marrying Adam
Vice-Versa		Small Nissan for cruising the red light district.
Winfrey-Cash		If Oprah married Johnny

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