What keeps winos drunk.
Sam I am, or am not?
Line from "Green Eggs and Hamlet" : "To be, or not to be?"
The guy who denies adding requirements to the project.
Shampoo #1 *
* Fake doggy doo
Better than real poo, and easier to rinse
Noise made by a really fat knight
Training exercise for pulmonary specialists (a "simulated embolism")
Strategic 10-calorie mints
Ordering a pimp to count his "employees"
Small, nervous camping structures
Greek god of manhood (pronounce "testiclees")
Fear of 13 geometric shapes on the screen
They're putting their stuff there.
Just for fun, all three forms (they're, their, there) in a sentence
News team of Tricia and Connie
Tricia's name after marrying Adam
Small Nissan for cruising the red light district.
If Oprah married Johnny
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