PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)

Hussein?  

  Not everyone with this name.

Hyundai  

  Time to celebrate Atila and his Golden Horde

Indiots  

  Stupid people at the overseas help desk

Marbles  

  Brand and/or Castrate steers

Melancholy baby  

  Lassie's puppy after a honeydew-scented bath

Munchkin  

  What Dr. Lecter does when relatives come for dinner

Nicorette Sheridan  

  Actress who should do "stop smoking" PSAs

No Way  

  Cottage cheese curds with the liquid (whey) removed.

Paradigms  

  20

PC  

  What you do when taking too many daily vitamins

Pep Rally  

  Where even students who aren't jocks can be athletic supporters

Phallusies  

  Lies about size

Phoenix  

  Say "no" to surcharges for Suns' tickets

Port  

  Dessert wine left on a ship

Post Partridge Depression  

  Why Shirley Jones was so sad in the mid-late 1970s

Progress * 

 * The opposite of Congress

Pumpkin  

  Try to get info or money from relatives


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   Items marked * are ones I heard somewhere and really like,
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