Jim's Pun & Wordplay Site

PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)


Hussein?		Not everyone with this name.
Hyundai		Time to celebrate Atila and his Golden Horde
Indiots		Stupid people at the overseas help desk
Marbles		Brand and/or Castrate steers
Melancholy baby		Lassie's puppy after a honeydew-scented bath
Munchkin		What Dr. Lecter does when relatives come for dinner
Nicorette Sheridan		Actress who should do "stop smoking" PSAs
No Way		Cottage cheese curds with the liquid (whey) removed.
Paradigms		20¢
PC		What you do when taking too many daily vitamins
Pep Rally		Where even students who aren't jocks can be athletic supporters
Phallusies		Lies about size
Phoenix		Say "no" to surcharges for Suns' tickets
Port		Dessert wine left on a ship
Post Partridge Depression		Why Shirley Jones was so sad in the mid-late 1970s
Progress *		* The opposite of Congress
Pumpkin		Try to get info or money from relatives

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