Jim's Pun & Wordplay Site

PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)


Describe		He erases what the monk before him wrote
Doughnuts		How we know Poppin' Fresh is a boy
Earwig		What a Ferengi wears when he starts balding
Elevator *		* If Ms. Fitzgerald married Darth
Empire		Dorothy's aunt's cremation station
Faux Pas		Pet prosthetic
Fauxtographer		Person taking pictures with a cell phone
Frantic		The Nanny's facial spasm
Garth's Girth		Mr. Brooks' circumference
Go to one; then to two, too.		Just for fun, all three forms (to, two, too) in a row
Handlebars		What drunks do too much of
Head Wrest		How the Horseman became headless
Heart attack		Female rockers on the warpath
Hermaphrodite		Greek love deity of the gender-confused (pronounce like "Aphrodite")
Ho Hum		What you might hear on a Vegas street corner; possibly Ravel's "Boléro"?
Humbug		Roach that doesn't know the words
Hunky Dory		Muscular boyfriend of Ellen's fish in Nemo

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