PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)

Describe  

  He erases what the monk before him wrote

Doughnuts  

  How we know Poppin' Fresh is a boy

Earwig  

  What a Ferengi wears when he starts balding

Elevator * 

 * If Ms. Fitzgerald married Darth

Empire  

  Dorothy's aunt's cremation station

Faux Pas  

  Pet prosthetic

Fauxtographer  

  Person taking pictures with a cell phone

Frantic  

  The Nanny's facial spasm

Garth's Girth  

  Mr. Brooks' circumference

Go to one; then to two, too.  

  Just for fun, all three forms (to, two, too) in a row

Handlebars  

  What drunks do too much of

Head Wrest  

  How the Horseman became headless

Heart attack  

  Female rockers on the warpath

Hermaphrodite  

  Greek love deity of the gender-confused (pronounce like "Aphrodite")

Ho Hum  

  What you might hear on a Vegas street corner; possibly Ravel's "Boléro"?

Humbug  

  Roach that doesn't know the words

Hunky Dory  

  Muscular boyfriend of Ellen's fish in Nemo


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   Items marked * are ones I heard somewhere and really like,
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