Describe | He erases what the monk before him wrote | |
Doughnuts | How we know Poppin' Fresh is a boy | |
Earwig | What a Ferengi wears when he starts balding | |
Elevator * | * If Ms. Fitzgerald married Darth | |
Empire | Dorothy's aunt's cremation station | |
Faux Pas | Pet prosthetic | |
Fauxtographer | Person taking pictures with a cell phone | |
Frantic | The Nanny's facial spasm | |
Garth's Girth | Mr. Brooks' circumference | |
Go to one; then to two, too. | Just for fun, all three forms (to, two, too) in a row | |
Handlebars | What drunks do too much of | |
Head Wrest | How the Horseman became headless | |
Heart attack | Female rockers on the warpath | |
Hermaphrodite | Greek love deity of the gender-confused (pronounce like "Aphrodite") | |
Ho Hum | What you might hear on a Vegas street corner; possibly Ravel's "Boléro"? | |
Humbug | Roach that doesn't know the words | |
Hunky Dory | Muscular boyfriend of Ellen's fish in Nemo | |
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