Mythical Greek crafter of abbreviations
Drug that makes poofy hair seem really attractive
I invented the Internet. Global Warming is destroying the Earth and it's your fault...
Banned drug that makes athletes thin and weak
San Francisco seabird
Beer nuts vs Deer nuts *
* First is $2.99, second is under a buck
Audience of a really bad comic ("bored room")
When you REALLY like the Star Wars bounty hunter
* One biased against orthodontics (thanks, Igor)
Beach Boys' tune that's hard to deliver (especially "here in the sand")
What a bar's bouncer does to a young-looking mother.
How they got the pretty Mousketeer
Best use for a Diaper Genie
Messes left by a poorly trained Honda
When de US attacked de Germans
Put back in confinement
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