Jim's Pun & Wordplay Site

PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)


Acronymph		Mythical Greek crafter of abbreviations
Afrodesiac		Drug that makes poofy hair seem really attractive
AlGorithms		I invented the Internet. Global Warming is destroying the Earth and it's your fault...
Asteroids		Banned drug that makes athletes thin and weak
Bagel		San Francisco seabird
Beer nuts vs Deer nuts *		* First is $2.99, second is under a buck
Boardroom		Audience of a really bad comic ("bored room")
Boba Fettish		When you REALLY like the Star Wars bounty hunter
Bracist *		* One biased against orthodontics (thanks, Igor)
Breech Baby		Beach Boys' tune that's hard to deliver (especially "here in the sand")
Cardamom		What a bar's bouncer does to a young-looking mother.
Castanet		How they got the pretty Mousketeer
Change Management		Best use for a Diaper Genie
Civic Duty		Messes left by a poorly trained Honda
Cross Reference		INRI
D Day		When de US attacked de Germans
Deliberate		Put back in confinement

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