PUNS & OTHER WORDPLAY
(minor misspellings may give a clue)

Acronymph  

  Mythical Greek crafter of abbreviations

Afrodesiac  

  Drug that makes poofy hair seem really attractive

AlGorithms  

  I invented the Internet. Global Warming is destroying the Earth and it's your fault...

Asteroids  

  Banned drug that makes athletes thin and weak

Bagel  

  San Francisco seabird

Beer nuts vs Deer nuts * 

 * First is $2.99, second is under a buck

Boardroom  

  Audience of a really bad comic ("bored room")

Boba Fettish  

  When you REALLY like the Star Wars bounty hunter

Bracist * 

 * One biased against orthodontics (thanks, Igor)

Breech Baby  

  Beach Boys' tune that's hard to deliver (especially "here in the sand")

Cardamom  

  What a bar's bouncer does to a young-looking mother.

Castanet  

  How they got the pretty Mousketeer

Change Management  

  Best use for a Diaper Genie

Civic Duty  

  Messes left by a poorly trained Honda

Cross Reference  

  INRI

D Day  

  When de US attacked de Germans

Deliberate  

  Put back in confinement


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  Items marked * are ones I heard somewhere and really like,
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